Hellomouse Flamerthrower

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Hellomouse Science Portable Flamethrower (Flamerthrower) is not affiliated with The Boring Company. Do not remove the Hellomouse Science Sticker. Elon Musk is not allowed to purchase a Hellomouse Science Portable Flamethrower. May contain peanuts, even if the nut roasting module has not been purchased. Lighting birthday candles may summon demons from hell. Doom guy not included. May be illegal in 195 countries, including but not limited to, The United States, Argentina, The People's Republic of China and Iceland. Destruction of god is not guaranteed. By purchasing this device, you agree to sell your soul to the following: Hellomouse Sciences (R)(C) TM Ltd, The SCP Foundation and The Red Army.
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